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Christmas Eve Funny Quotes 

• The person who knows 'how' will always have a job. The person who knows 'why' will always be his boss.

• If you persistently seek validation from others, you will inadvertently invalidate your own self-worth.

• Why is Christmas like a day at the office? Because you do all the work, and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit. 

• On St. Patricks Day I to pretend to be Irish. At Christmas I pretend to be good.

• ‘Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist.  What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking?’

• “The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C.  This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.” 

Christmas Eve Funny Sayings

• How is the Italian version of Christmas different?
  One Jesus, one Mary, and 33 wise guys.

• Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.

• Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

• My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.
• I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
  - Winston Spear

• Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.
  - Andy Borowitz

• Christmas is a state of mind and that special feeling that only comes with an empty bank account.
  - Melanie White

• This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.
  - Guy Endore Kaiser

• Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
  - Johnny Carson

• I don’t mind fruitcakes. They’re the one thing during the holidays I’m not tempted to eat.
  - Melanie White

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